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danger!!! da robots are among us!!

It all begun when latente noticed dat dere was some thing wrong with his tabblows.

 

in stead of da usual 2,000,000 daily guests, only 3 peepel had seen his latest tabblow dat morning.

 

and this included him, his wife & his cat! lol lol lol!

He wrote to tabblow support, and dan dunster told him not 2 worry, cos it was just a robot  invashun!!! LOL LOL LOL! 

I am korinka!!!

i am tunderke!!!

i am da robot, obviously!!

lol lol lol

yo soy lilly ana!!!

i am toinette!!!

i am angela!!!

da robots had invaded tabblow and were now in charge!

 

eric was all ready under their control!!!!

2day tabblow...

2morrow... da capitol!!!

LOL LOL LOL

 

stop in da name of k.g.b.!!!

andre was in panic. now he finally under stood why tabblo was all ways out of service!!!!!

he had 2 do some thing.... immediatelly....

b4 it was 2 late!

TABBLOW IS OURS!!

NOW WE WILL CONQUER flickr, my space and e-harmony!!  LOL LOL LOL

ned was totally dominated. da robots had reached tabblow head quarters and were visitin all da old tabblows. includin da tods, which usually r da strangest ones! lol lol lol

 

 

antonio, da big boss, tryed 2 negoshiate, but...

no deal, babe! 

lemme take u 4 a ride, HONEY...

ROBOTS PROCREATE EASILY....

... and they r insatiabel!!! lol lol lol

 
da robots soon became very popular among da tabblowers

oh, shit!!!

oops...

lol lol lol

linda request hired a robot 2 help her with her all ways heavy bags...

dar ling had her own "personal shoe stylist" robot...

dit is een mooie foto

these r da worst photos i've ever ceen... lol lol

evry nite in my dreams, I C UUUU,  I feel UUUU...

ANJAD FIRED HER SECRETARY AND REPLACED HER BY A ROBOT, WHO WAS ABLE 2 SPEEK DUTCH AND LEAVE COMMENTS IN ENGLISH. WOW! NOT MANY REAL PEEPEL CAN DO DAT!! LOL LOL LOL

jude deck, a.b.king, domi nick, woody siagian became fond of robot singers (which were much beddar dan celine dion).

but only da brave andre knew da robots were evil!!!

 

 

and tabblow crew had started 2 react...

i am a fear less robot. don under stand why some peepel call me chicken!!!

da mean robots kidnaped pammie spammie and tryed 2 kill ed weirdo.

ZZZZZZZZZZ

Ed weirdo fought da robot 2 save his b-loved pammie...

but it was in vain... poor ed! poor pammie! (and poor robot!!! LOL LOL LOL )

Minua vituttaa!!!

LOL LOL LOL

 
krisu was also in trouble!!!

yes

yes

yes

no

no

well, perhaps...

Touch meee... It is so easy 2 leave meee

but da robot who kidnapped pammie was a very sensitive being, with a kind heart. it loved gardening and mimmicked barbra streisand perfectly

they got marryed, and were happy 4 ever!!  they adopted a robot-dog, and bought a baby-robot

hi mommy. it does not compute.

die, car, die!!!

lol lol lol

da evil robots continued distroying evry think.

 

and, wot a big surprise, letofie was a robot her self!!!

canuck robots demand high maintenance...

lol lol lol

 
cymon ninja & his personal robot

and don lose your head again, CALVIN!!!

Дерьмо!!

AND DA ROBOTS FINALLY rule DA WORLD!!!

lol lol lol!

COMMENTS
Lifequest22 said at 12:01 a.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
Gretel-this has to be your bestest ever tabblow. It's investigative journalism at it's finest. I'm glad I stayed up long enough to see this. This is Pulitzer material.
Gretel said at 12:10 a.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
Thank U very mutch, Lifelinda Request! I think Pulitzer wont B enaff - I want da Nobel!! LOL Or da Ig-Nobel, at least! LOL LOL LOL
Swedfinn said at 1:12 a.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
Thats sure a nobel tabblo. Pure dynamite!
Ira said at 1:17 a.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
:)))
Abking said at 3:52 a.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
Love these robots, even though they're taking us over! We like tabblo, so why shouldn't they? This is one of your best ever, Gretel. Excuse me now while I go cue up "Q: Are We Not Men. A: We Are Devo!"
Charlespop said at 3:54 a.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
Investigative journalism at it's finest ! I am looking forward to the sequel .....
Andre. said at 5:11 a.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Andre. said at 5:16 a.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
SUPER
Leftofcenter said at 7:12 a.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
i'm dyin laffing again! you're a NUTCASE lil' sis but a super creative one, bot numero uno, this istabblow of da century!!!
ps: i'm kinda sad I wasn't invited to da wedding (Pammie's and da robot who kidnapped her) oh well :(
Jamesbrian200257 said at 7:35 a.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
Obviously they let you make Tabblo's in the Asylum !!! Great. LOL
Gretel said at 7:57 a.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
SWEATY FINN, U made da cleverest comment ever!!! Nobel + pure dynamite!!! LOL LOL LOL Dat's why I'm in luv with U. Your intelligence is not artifishul, is it???? LOL LOL LOL
PhotoPop said at 7:57 a.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!! My vote for TOD (Tabblo of the Decade) and a favorite.
Gretel said at 7:57 a.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
KORINKA DEAR :)~
Gretel said at 8:10 a.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
OH, A. BEE KING, I ONLY HOPE DA BOTS WONT GET ADDICTED 2 TABBLOW DA WAY HUMANS USUALLY DO. WELL, ARENT WE DE-EVOLUTED??? LOL LOL LOL
Gretel said at 8:13 a.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
CHARLES PHOTO SHOP, OF CORSE DERE WILL B A SEQUEL. AS MY ROBOT GURU, Schwarz & Negger, SAYS... I WILL BEE BACK!!! LOL LOL LOL
Gretel said at 8:17 a.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
HI, ANDRE! HOW MANY TIMES DO U SAY, EVRY DAY, "NJET ROBOT, NJET ROBOT"??? LOL LOL LOL
Gretel said at 8:18 a.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
I wasn't invited 2 Pammie's weddin eider, Letofie! She told me Yuri (her robot-hubby) is very jealasss... LOL LOL LOL
Gretel said at 8:22 a.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
James Brownian, I don live in an asylum. I live in Arkansas! Well, it's all most da same thing... LOL LOL LOL
Pkeener said at 8:31 a.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
HEEEELP MEEEEEE! I want to come home! Back to Tabblow and all my real friends. Marriage to a robot, while having some obvious advantages, is not much different than being married to a HUMAN man!
Leftofcenter said at 8:32 a.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
Somehow I knew that was coming... ;)
Pkeener said at 8:32 a.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
PS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pkeener said at 8:38 a.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
I see Rosie the Robot! Love her, and of course, the sweet R2D2.
Pkeener said at 8:39 a.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
Hey Allan D-E-V-O
Liliana said at 8:46 a.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
Funny, Gretel!!! I oved the end... with Terminator, sorry Schwarzenneger and his friend owners of the world... But, why me and Angela are in the begining with the robots...???
Ericf said at 9:50 a.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
Gretel, how did you know I was a dead ringer for Opie?
Hhwind said at 9:52 a.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
Best ever, fantastic
Pkeener said at 9:58 a.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
PS notice how much i aged since marrying the bot???????
Gretel said at 10:38 a.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
I have in side informashun, Eric! Yes, a double agent robot is workin 4 me. It told me U and Opie R da same person!!! LOL LOL LOL
Gretel said at 10:41 a.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
Lilly Anna, U and Angela were da first ladies 2 fall in luv with da invasors! U just could not resist their charm! LOL LOL
Gretel said at 10:45 a.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
Thanx my fren Teo! If da robots need some one to rule Malaysya, i will ask them 2 nominate u... "Teo, da CEO"... LOL LOL LOL
Gretel said at 10:47 a.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
Pammie, its not eezzy 2 date a robot. I know dat cos Duwayne is addicted to Prozac... LOL LOL
Pkeener said at 11:24 a.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
Linda, and Dar, LOVE yr outfits!
Lifequest22 said at 11:27 a.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
Thanks, Pam. You've got quite an ecclectic collection of outfits you're wearing.
Andre. said at 11:47 a.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
NJET ROBOT, NJET ROBOT,NJET ROBOT, NJET ROBOT,NJET ROBOT, NJET ROBOT...LOL
Andre. said at 11:54 a.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
I just can't believe this laughed my effen azz off...)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Ira said at 12:06 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
Sorry!I could not consider all as follows because left on work.HA-HA-HA!!!:)))
Krisu said at 12:46 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
Oh! Yes-yes-yes!! LOLLOLLOLLOLLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dcs said at 12:51 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
all your base are belong to us...
Swedfinn said at 12:59 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
a robot would your reboot! Lol! " I-AM-YOUR-AUTOMATHIC- LOVER!"
AliDar said at 1:10 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
This popped in last night but I was distracted by my personal shoe stylist and couldn't draw my attention away... I think it has a foot fetish because it keep trying to put high heels on me instead of my regular ankle high boots! LOL. ... now that I got my boots back on (and my coffee ) I can concentrate on how wonderful this tabblo is! It certainly deserves the Ig-Nobel prize, that's for sure! ... And yes Gretel, I forgot to mention (Pams comment reminded me) I DO love your new outfit; It's very sexy. <G>

And Pam, don't despair about being married to a robot; humans have been doing it for centuries. ... They can be a little predictable because of their programing, but their hard drives are in the right place... they never get head-aches, or have mood swings, and like it says above, they are insatiable,... and when you get tired of that, you can always flip the switch on their back, sending them into the sleep, or 'beer with the buds' mode, and go off and do your own thing, like socializing on Tabblo with the rest of us humans, or photographing the state of the world after years and years of robot governing.
AliDar said at 1:15 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
Btw Gretel, what ARE those yellow and black creatures stuck on everybody's private parts? ... Is there another invashun we should be worried about? LOL!
Lifequest22 said at 1:20 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
Dar--great insight into robots. :) Gretel-why are Canuck Robots like Leftie HIGH Maintenance??? And Cymon Ninja is sooo cute with his robot. I don't think my robot is very nice. He/she pissed me off .
Anjad said at 1:28 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
ROTFL.... Can't stop laughing... Gimme that robot secretary and I'll never make spelling mistakes again...
Pkeener said at 1:32 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
I am still waiting to be rescued, BTW.

In the meantime: Dar, you made some very succinct points, here. Now, where is my phillips head screwdriver??? time to tweak hubby!!!
OscarDaniel said at 1:40 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
Great history Gretel. but Im not there..:-(
greatb tabblo congratulations!!
Pkeener said at 2:01 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
Letofie makes a nice bot!
Gretel said at 2:13 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
Oh, yes, Pammie - Letofie is bot-licious!! LOL LOL LOL
Gretel said at 2:15 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
Oscardanny, U R not here cos da robot invashun didnt reach Uruguay (or Brazil? wot ever!). But U will B in "Da Revenge of da Insatiabel Robots", dont worry! LOL LOL
AliDar said at 2:16 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
I still don't think Lefty is a bot. She expresses way too many: 'WTF?'s', and ????????'s and !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'s, and Grrrrrr!'s to be one. I think those are human exclamations, just like: LOL!'s and WOT?'s. bots take everything in stride, and if they do happen upon something that their programming hasn't prepared them for, they just ignore it.
Pkeener said at 2:30 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
WOT?? BOT?? WOT?? BOT??
Gretel said at 2:31 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
Dar Ling, I'd luv 2 C you wearin your nu high heels (Manolo Blahnik, I presume?) LOL LOL U know a lot about bots, girl!! Hmmm, it sounds very suspishus...

Thanx 4 da compliments about my outfit. Pammie didnt like it. She prefers da old Gretel, with gray shirt and red beret. I prefer myself in this purple dress and a golden Beretta 9mm, LOL LOL LOL
Lifequest22 said at 2:42 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
Gretel-I'm with Pammie--the red beret rocked. I think the queen of typos could use Anjad's secretary too. So, Gretel-tell us how you did all this research on the invasion of the robots.
Gretel said at 2:46 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
Linda, as I told Eric Opie, I have inside informashun (a double agent, a bot who is not a bot cos it is a human that is not a real human, got it?). Mean while, I googled "bot invashun" and just copied & pasted evry thing... LOL LOL LOL
AliDar said at 2:46 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
Gretel I've studied bots from a distance for years - something to do with 'know thy enemy'. ... But you never know, I just might be one of them, cleverly programed to respond with wit or stupidity, (randomly chosen of course, to throw off any suspicion) at anything directed towards me, or that tickles my circuits in just the right way. ... and yes, the golden beretta adds a bit of danger to the mix.
AliDar said at 2:55 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
holey crap! ... I just googled those Manolo blahnik shoes, they're expensive! ... You'd know way more about then than I, Gretel, with your outfit and your fame and fortune and all.
OscarDaniel said at 3:11 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
Thanks Greatel!! Im smiling again!! :-)
Shenresi said at 3:25 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
Thanks Gretel, now I understand, why my tabblo didn`t work for some days.- That`s very funny stuff, thanks for the laugh !!!!
Gretel said at 6:29 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
Angela, when da tabblow doesnt work blame it on da robots! When da traffic is slow, blame it on da robots! When your hubby stays oll day layin on da sofa, watchin TV and drinkin beer... don blame it on da robots - its your own fault!! LOL LOL
Gretel said at 6:30 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
Oscardanny, U R well come any time. Usted está bien venido en caulquier momento (thanx Babafish!!) LOL
Gretel said at 6:35 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
Dar, do U reelly find Manolo's shoes ex-pensive? I don think so. I think they R... insanely expensive!!! LOL I have only 258 pairs of "manolos" (one 4 each day of da year! LOL LOL). But, like Linda, I still prefer my old red Allstars.
AliDar said at 7:00 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
Your calendar seems to be missing 107 days....
Pkeener said at 7:49 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
Dar, Gretel lives in her own time zone, that's for sure.
Gretel said at 7:55 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
107 missin days, Dar? OMG, it's almost one month!!!! LOL LOL LOL
Gretel said at 8:03 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
Wot do U mean, Pammie? Dat I'm a person way a head of my time??? LOL LOL
Lifequest22 said at 8:17 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
Oh Sh......I've misplaced my red converse. Or maybe Dar's shoe fetish robot stole them
AliDar said at 8:40 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
There; I had a sudden need to express myself with my footwear.... ...Gretel! what happened to your lovely purple dress?
Lifequest22 said at 8:42 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
cool shoes Dar. Have u seen my converse anywhere?
Gretel said at 8:45 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
I changed my outfit 2 match with da red converse I stole from Linda! LOL LOL LOL
AliDar said at 8:49 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
Haven't seen them Linda; maybe that robot did steal them; ... last I saw it though it was heading to the black market with all 258 pairs of Gretels Manolos; there may have been a pair or red converse in the bunch....
Lifequest22 said at 8:55 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
GRETEL--give me back my shoes.
Lifequest22 said at 9:01 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
What are manolos? i know they're shoes. but whats special about them.
Pkeener said at 9:03 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
Oh my god! here we go. girlz fighting over shoes...
Gretel said at 9:03 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
Did U sell my fake Manolos in da black market, Dar?? LOL LOL Could U find any one crazy enaff 2 buy them?? LOL I designed them my self, following Wilbur's instrucshuns... Wilbur borrowed his (original) Manolos from his ex-fiancé Carrie Brad Shaw, photocopied them and we opened a franchise here in our trailer. But our Manolos, created after smoking some spechul tobbacco, are too weird 4 human taste. Dats why we invited da robots to come to Earth and try them. LOL LOL LOL
Lifequest22 said at 9:04 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
Pam-they my shoes-i'm stuck being a flower. Tell her to give them back.
Pkeener said at 9:05 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
I cant believe LETOFIE hasnt tried to "borrow" some of your Manolos!
Lifequest22 said at 9:07 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
And i'm sure leftie would ask to borrow---not just steal them.
Gretel said at 9:08 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
Linda, just google "manolo blahnik" and U will no wot we R toking about... LOL LOL
Pkeener said at 9:10 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
Gretel, although this flower has made life request blossom before our very eyes, i think the high tops make her feel more comfortable, so please return them.. she already had to fight for her lost one on my tabblo, poor kid.
Lifequest22 said at 9:12 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
Thanks Pamie--and i love when the kid comes out in you.
Pkeener said at 9:22 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
then you must love me all the time! LOL
AliDar said at 9:23 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
I didn't sell them Gretel; that foot/shoe fetish robot did; and it's your fault too; tempting it with your photo copied knock offs. And now the truth comes out about how the robots got here in the first place. Sheeeeesh!
AliDar said at 9:25 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
Gretel, I miss Linda's sneakers; give them back to her please.
Lifequest22 said at 9:27 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
Thanks, Dar. But Gretel's ignoring us. She's probably laughing, laughing, laughing.
Gretel said at 9:28 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
Well, gnite Pammie, gnite Dar Ling, gnite Life Request! Da robots, oops, my granny wants to use her Mac to hack some banks. Dream of da manolos! LOL LOL
Leftofcenter said at 9:29 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
END key. A giant step for letofie. Here amiga, you taught me about palm fronds, let me help you out with manolos:

http://www.style.com/manolo/home_flash.html

Dar-ling, those are men shoes!!
Pkeener said at 9:30 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
Gretel, you brat!!!!!!!!!!!
AliDar said at 9:33 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
They're not men's shoes; they're mine.
Leftofcenter said at 9:34 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
they look like pogo sticks
Lifequest22 said at 9:34 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
Amiga leftie. Thanks. I'd break my ankle in those. I wanttttttttttt my converse back. Now Gretel. Or we're firing up the magic bus and invading Arkansas
Leftofcenter said at 9:35 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
canadian pogo sticks
Lifequest22 said at 9:36 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
I can't wear those canuck things on my feet.
Leftofcenter said at 9:36 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
i hope everyone is using the END key. it has changed my life. I'm a born-again tabbloer.
Leftofcenter said at 9:37 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
i love your new avatar amiga, an hibiscus right?
Lifequest22 said at 9:37 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
You learn quickly amiga.
Lifequest22 said at 9:37 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
Very good.
Pkeener said at 9:38 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
Hey Leftie! How was your day? Gretel is being a pest, as usual.
Leftofcenter said at 9:40 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
keener, i'm pissed at you, u didn't invite me to da wedding with da robot-
AliDar said at 9:40 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
oops, forgot about the end key; old habits die hard. ..... My boots don't bounce, or go well with honey mustard.
Lifequest22 said at 9:40 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
Dar--they look like comfortable sensible L shoes.
Leftofcenter said at 9:40 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
can we say PISSED on tabblo?
Leftofcenter said at 9:40 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
effin pissed??
Lifequest22 said at 9:41 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
She didn't invite anyone. Went to vegas and was married by Elvis. Only Prisilla was there.
Leftofcenter said at 9:42 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
i can't believe this tab is 7 times a favorite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and you doubt the invasion of the robots?????????????
Pkeener said at 9:43 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
You just did, and Gretel said s*it on the tabblow. I couldnt invite you to the wedding because my husband drugged me and then gave me a lobodomy..so i guess i forgot!
Leftofcenter said at 9:43 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
did you see Priscilla's botox smile on Dancing with the stars???????????? poor baby
AliDar said at 9:43 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
You just said it three times; must be able to.
Leftofcenter said at 9:46 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
gretel said merde????
Gretel said at 9:46 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
Hey U (no, I'm not callin dat dirty baby), I've made lots of changes in this tabblow and no body noticed dat! I added many capshuns! Its way mor interesting now. Could U pleeez stop toking about crazy shoes, end keys, stolen converses (omg, dat reminds me of stolen horses! LOL), men's shoes (or non-men's shoes, dats da questshun) and pay some attenshun to da amazin story of da robots? Where is Andre when we need him!! (Pour some vodka and he will be here in one minute! LOL LOL)
Leftofcenter said at 9:50 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
that's because we now use the END key. it brings us straight to the juice. i don't see anything NEW. well I didn't really pay attenSHUN da first time around LOL LOL
Lifequest22 said at 9:50 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
Give me my red converse back and then we'll look at your changes.
Pkeener said at 9:51 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
gRETEL, THESE 2 CRAZY CANNUCKS JUST HIT HTE END KEY, AND DONT EVEN BOTHER TO LOOK AT THE TABBLOW. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
Andre. said at 9:51 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
I've heard de magic word....
Gretel said at 9:51 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
I didn't say "shit". I never say "shit". Linda said "shit", I mean, "oh shit" when her robot made dat shit in her car. Sweaty Finn said worse things and no body seemed 2 B shocked. Ok, he said them in Finnish - and only 3 peepel under stand Finnish in this world: Sweaty Finn, Krisu and Santa Claus. LOL. Santa would never say "shit" nor da dirty words Sweet Finn said. Nor Krisu. She was not even able to say "yes, yes, yes!" as all of us do several times a week. You say (scream) it several times a week, dontcha? LOL LOL LOL Shit, my granny is gonna kill me! Bye!
Pkeener said at 9:54 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
gRETEL, YOU SAID IT ON THE 18TH FRAME OF THIS TABBLOW! LIFE REQUESTS PICTUE!!

hI ANDRE! HOW ABOUT A KAKAKZI?
Pkeener said at 9:54 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
tHAT'S KAMAKAZI. OR ANYTHING MADE WITH VODKA
Gretel said at 9:56 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
Andre!! He heard da magic work (V O D K A) !!! LOL LOL LOL Andruchka, pleeze take care of these crazy ladies. Tell them not to say "shit" here, in my tabblow. It's public. Children visit it. Old ladies visit it (not all of them, naturally). Concervative robots visit it. Even Russians visit it!! LOL LOL Dasvidania!!!!
Lifequest22 said at 9:56 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
how about a white russian or a black russian. they are both my favs.
AliDar said at 9:58 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
... Well, if there was any doubt that Gretel was human..... ... and Hey, I saw anjads secretary saying the photos were the worse it's ever seen, and I saw the bunch of CEO's at the bottom....
Andre. said at 9:59 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
I don't mix:)
Leftofcenter said at 9:59 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
andre, how do you say SH*T in russyan??
Pkeener said at 10:01 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
Me either, Andre. Pass the tequila
Andre. said at 10:06 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
Well, depends on context, Leftie. But literally Дерьмо.
Pam, tequila is just fine too.
O boy, this is THE funniest tabblo ever
Leftofcenter said at 10:08 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
Дерьмо????????????? ok girls let's use it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no one will know!!!
Pkeener said at 10:09 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
It is so funny. that little Дерьмо Gretel has done it again
Leftofcenter said at 10:09 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
are u really rushyan andre or are you babafishing like Dar???????????
Andre. said at 10:15 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
Even my cat speaks russian
Leftofcenter said at 10:16 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
cats babafish too...
Pkeener said at 10:18 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
yur cat toks??
Lifequest22 said at 10:18 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
Thanks, Andre. My dog, Max, speaks Russian too.
Pkeener said at 10:18 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
maybe its a robot too
Pkeener said at 10:19 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
wot about buddy?
Lifequest22 said at 10:21 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
Amiga-he's Max. LOL.
Lifequest22 said at 10:22 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
Ha--got my converse back.
AliDar said at 10:22 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
YOu;re just enjoying this way too much Lefty! LOL I said on LInda's tab that I heard them called pogo sticks here too. ... and I never pretend to be french and always give babelfish the credit for whatever mess-ups it does...... Shhhhhhheeeeeeesh! <G>
Pkeener said at 10:23 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
I know, sheesh..nice to see the Chuckey T's. makes me feel all happy inside.
Lifequest22 said at 10:25 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
Wot--vous n'êtes pas Dar français ? ? ?
Lifequest22 said at 10:42 p.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
Gute Nacht Mary Ellen. And i didn't babelfish.
Siagian said at 1:25 a.m. on Mar 21, 2008:
lololol! Gretel you are hilarious! good to see that everything is under control there at tabblo HQ. hey robots are great...! aside from a little greasy maintenance, they work a lifetime and never demand a raise...or even a salary for that matter! lol!
Anjad said at 3:29 a.m. on Mar 21, 2008:
LOL, I had to come back one more time..... (Gretel made me)
Northof40 said at 4:23 a.m. on Mar 21, 2008:
Boy U seem to like making fun of people
Pkeener said at 9:22 a.m. on Mar 21, 2008:
Gretel, I see you have moved to robotland. maybe my theory is correct! you are not man. you are D E V O
Gretel said at 9:49 a.m. on Mar 21, 2008:
O North of?? why do you think that? there r no peepul here, only Robots. may be u r jelus? don't worry, i will b sure to include u on da next tabblow!! LOL LOL
AliDar said at 12:21 p.m. on Mar 21, 2008:
Steve there are many reasons and ways of making fun, and notice, most of the people Gretel has used as her victims in this tab as those who visits what she makes. Sometimes the poking fun is just fun, a teasing thing that people who luv and respect each other do, sometimes it's satire, making a point about the state of the world, sometimes it's a reality check, pointing out that we are all human after all, like, haven't you noticed that when a baby poops it gets that far away look on it's face, like it's having a revelation or something?, and sometimes it's just plain silly, meant to make you laugh, ... like Red Skeleton's Gertrude and Heclift. ... But you gotta laugh Steve; it's one of those joys God gave us, along with the ability to see reason and to think.
Pkeener said at 12:56 p.m. on Mar 21, 2008:
And don't forget the Opposal thumb, dar
Lifequest22 said at 1:12 p.m. on Mar 21, 2008:
dar-YOUR baby poop is a great analogy.
AliDar said at 5:06 p.m. on Mar 21, 2008:
I didn't forget about the opposable thumbs Pam; but opposable thumbs are responsible for making bots, and well that would just get into a nutter hole new discushun.

Linda, I like you anal logy too! LOL
AliDar said at 5:07 p.m. on Mar 21, 2008:
ooops, one to many l's in there...
Gretel said at 10:23 a.m. on Mar 22, 2008:
DAR!!!!! I just luved wot U wrote to dat person/robot called "North Off"! I wouldn't have done it beddar!!! U R my idol from now on! May I have an autographed photo? Girl, you rocked!!! Your anal logy is p-u-r-f-e-k-t! LOL LOL LOL
Gretel said at 10:26 a.m. on Mar 22, 2008:
Hi, Siagian! Why R U all ways so late 2 visit my tabblows? U missed da best part, man! Yes, robots work a lifetime and never demand a raise. They R just like Chinese workers, I think. LOL LOL LOL
Gretel said at 10:36 a.m. on Mar 22, 2008:
Hey, folks, guess who has visited this tabblow!!!! Yes, "she" did!!! (Sorry, I can't say her name, or her CCBG - crazzy canuck body guard - will ask Eric to banish me from Tabblow Land again). LOL LOL LOL I wonder if "she" has smiled, laughed or cryed! LOL LOL LOL She must be jealous, poor lady, cos I mentioned (which means "homaged") some of da most creative, intelligent and loved tabblowers - and she's not among them. LOL LOL Revenge is like ice cream: its beddar served frozen!! LOL LOL LOL
Lifequest22 said at 11:00 a.m. on Mar 22, 2008:
Gretel--I think Michael Moore must be dissappointed that you did this tabblo showing the truth about Tabbo and the robots before he had a chance to do a movie on the subject.
Gretel said at 11:16 a.m. on Mar 22, 2008:
Oh, yes, Linda. Mike must B sicko with envy! LOL LOL
Gretel said at 11:18 a.m. on Mar 22, 2008:
Pammie, of corse U aged after U left Ed Weirdo (poor kid!) and married da robot (lucky guy!). Dont U no da difference bet win a latin lover and an automatic lover? LOL LOL
Liliana said at 11:39 a.m. on Mar 22, 2008:
The difference between a latin lover and a tin lover, Gretel!! LOL LOL , ju, ju, ju!!!!
Gretel said at 12:24 p.m. on Mar 22, 2008:
A "tin lover"??? LOL LOL LOL Ja Ja Ja Ji Ji Ji Ju Ju Ju (It's so great 2 laff in many languages!) LOL
Andre. said at 2:57 p.m. on Mar 22, 2008:
Hahahahaha...That [new] caption hits the spot. Cool! GRET job!
Krisu said at 5:54 p.m. on Mar 22, 2008:
Gretel? Now I'm shocked. What would Santa really really think if he would look at your beautiful tabblo? At my first visit Sweaty wasn't that bad with his mouth, was he? LOL LOL I really am one of the three peepel that can speak Finnish in this crazy world of ours, but how on earth you can put that line to your tabblo? Did Santa teach you? Shame on Santa!
Pkeener said at 8:27 p.m. on Mar 22, 2008:
Gretel, need i remind you that i was kidnapped, drugged and then given a lobodomy!! I would never chooses a tin lover over a latin one! Kris, it looks like you can speak Gretelese, too!
Liliana said at 12:11 p.m. on Mar 23, 2008:
Ha, ha, Pam!!! I see you have liked the term "tin lover"!! Maybe it would be interesting, who knows...?
Lifequest22 said at 7:21 p.m. on Mar 23, 2008:
Are the robots still around.
Cowgirl said at 11:08 a.m. on Mar 26, 2008:
THANKS
Lifequest22 said at 11:15 a.m. on Mar 26, 2008:
Hi Gretel. I'd like to exchange my robot for one who isn't such a smart ass.
Gretel said at 11:56 a.m. on Mar 26, 2008:
Sorry, Life Request, all our robots R reelly smartasses (can we use this es-preshun on Tabblow?). 2 balance da situashun, our tabblowers R usually dumbasses (LOL LOL LOL)
Gretel said at 11:57 a.m. on Mar 26, 2008:
U R well come any time, Bobbie Lee! Even if your hubby doesnt hide hogs, U can B considered one of us! LOL
Pkeener said at 2:00 p.m. on Mar 26, 2008:
hi. i needed to check in here for a little levity. have i been resuced yet??
Debdog said at 4:42 p.m. on Apr 2, 2008:
just fantasitc.....your humour...hope you get paid for it!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gretel said at 4:46 p.m. on Apr 2, 2008:
My only payment is your laffs, DEBBIE! LOL (By da way, would U mind 2 laff again? LOL LOL LOL)
Janer said at 11:54 p.m. on Apr 4, 2008:
Ooopppps. I missed the invasion but i couldn't escape from your out-of-this-world humor Gretel! LOL!!!!!
Ebucar said at 11:27 a.m. on Apr 5, 2008:
LOL... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. What an imagination you have, GREAT EL!
Gretel said at 11:42 a.m. on Apr 5, 2008:
Only imaginashun, E-bus-car?? Wot about my talent, intelligence, perspicacity, astuceness and fine irony?? LOL LOL LOL
Gretel said at 11:44 a.m. on Apr 5, 2008:
"Outofthisworld humor", Jane San??? LOL LOL LOL My Granny all ways said I didn't belong 2 this planet! LOL
Lifequest22 said at 11:48 a.m. on Apr 5, 2008:
Gretel-what planet are you from?
Gretel said at 12:18 p.m. on Apr 5, 2008:
Oh, Linda, my Granny sometimes tells me I'm from a black hole! LOL LOL LOL
Welshchick said at 3:29 p.m. on Apr 6, 2008:
Silly Gretel...funny silly Gretel
Gretel said at 7:17 p.m. on Apr 17, 2008:
"Silly", Rhonda Chic?? I tot I was merely stupid! LOL LOL LOL
Andre. said at 7:35 p.m. on May 31, 2009:
That's really THE best.
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