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Happy berzday Dar Ling!!!!
 
BUTCH
 
HEY YOU, JR.
 
CAT STEVENS
 
GRANNY
 
WILBUR

I DIDNT COUNT DA CANDELS, BUT I SINK DEEZ R ENAFF... LOL LOL

COMMENTS
AliDar said at 7:12 p.m. on May 31, 2008:
LOL! ... Even Cat Stevens has gotten into the act! <G> ... yep, deez are enuff, otherwise I think we'd be getting a visit by the tabblo fire marshal. <G> Thank you Gretel, You're sweet! <3 :D
Gretel said at 7:17 p.m. on May 31, 2008:
Happy berzday 2 U, happy berzday 2 U, happy berzday deeeeeeeeeeear DAAAAAAAR, happy berzday 2 U!!! (Now lets call da fire marshal 2 help U with da candels!! LOL LOL LOL)
Leftofcenter said at 7:19 p.m. on May 31, 2008:
well yr bday party wouldn't be complete without a Gretel ho-down!! but Isee there's only cake and LOTSA candles, going back to Bobbie's partaaaaaaaa (mojitos here I come!!!) :)))
ps: way the go sis, you forgot MY birthday I think!!! grrrr-
AliDar said at 7:23 p.m. on May 31, 2008:
When's you're birthday Annelies?
Liliana said at 7:42 p.m. on May 31, 2008:
Happy birthday, Dar!!! Very sweet idea, Gretel & zoo!!!! Sorry, Gretel & family.
Leftofcenter said at 7:50 p.m. on May 31, 2008:
Dar: april fool's day- really.
AliDar said at 7:53 p.m. on May 31, 2008:
Really?! <GRIN>
AliDar said at 7:53 p.m. on May 31, 2008:
That shouldn't be too hard to remember....
Gretel said at 7:56 p.m. on May 31, 2008:
I didnt make any tabblow 4 Letofie cos I tot she was lying... LOL LOL Twas fools day!!!!
Gretel said at 7:57 p.m. on May 31, 2008:
Grazias, Lilly Anna, but da correct way 2 refer 2 my family is not "Gretel and zoo". Its "Gretel and gang" LOL LOL
Siagian said at 7:59 p.m. on May 31, 2008:
hapi birfday DAR! =) hey GRET pass some cake this way will ya?
AliDar said at 8:02 p.m. on May 31, 2008:
Thanks Woodie; I see you are party hoping too. <G> ...Hmmm, better get some cake quickly before Hey Junior eats it all!
AliDar said at 8:02 p.m. on May 31, 2008:
hopping, I think that should be. <grin>
Gretel said at 8:26 p.m. on May 31, 2008:
OMG, Hey You Jr. ate da speshul cake (not meant 4 minors) and now he sinks he is Liza Minelli!! He is singin "Cabaret" mounted on Wilbur, and wants 2 kill my cat Stevens to make a fur coat! Where R Gran... oops, Pammie and Letofie when we need them? Where R Linda Request, Allan da King, Sweet Finn?? Help me, Dar Ling! Help me, Ed Woody! LOL
YorkJodi said at 8:42 p.m. on May 31, 2008:
Very funny b-day greeting, twinsie... You are the best!!! (and I like your new photo... a better likeness ... except for the wings) lol <3 U
Pkeener said at 8:43 p.m. on May 31, 2008:
HAPPY B DAY dar. Gretel, how very sweet of you to surprise darling. Here I am Gretel. I hope HEY YOU never meets Carter!!!
Cowgirl said at 10:34 p.m. on May 31, 2008:
Gretel come on over and have a Mojitos !!!!!!!!!!!! Nice Cake
Abking said at 11:08 p.m. on May 31, 2008:
Happy birthday Dar, and many more to you. Gretel, I say let Hey You Jr. express himself and follow his path, except for making a fur coat out of Cat Stevens. Gotta draw the line somewhere. You want him singing like Joel Grey?
Debdog said at 11:16 p.m. on May 31, 2008:
hey!!! Dar, a very happt birthday to you!!!!!!!!!:) gretel, fIne job on her cake and card :)
Debdog said at 11:17 p.m. on May 31, 2008:
sorry.......happy:)
Swedfinn said at 2:29 a.m. on Jun 1, 2008:
Have a Happy BirthDay with Mr, Dar-Ling!
Krisu said at 5:01 a.m. on Jun 1, 2008:
Happy everything to everybody! LOL
Whya said at 8:49 a.m. on Jun 1, 2008:
You're so sweet, G! Happy birthday, Dar!
Gretel said at 9:07 a.m. on Jun 1, 2008:
King Allan, dont ever let Hey You Jr know U support him! He stole my Granny's wheel chair 2 play "Speedy Racer" with Duwayne - and he won, of corse. He stole my bra 2 make a jumpin bed. He stole his Grandpa's adult movies for his kindergarten science fair project. He will be soon stealing photos to post on Tabblow!! LOL LOL LOL
Gretel said at 9:13 a.m. on Jun 1, 2008:
Too late, Pammie. Hey You Jr. has all ready added Carter 2 his list of contacts on MySpace. LOL LOL LOL
JuDeck said at 9:43 a.m. on Jun 1, 2008:
Any cake left or did Hey YOU Jr get it all? Happy Birthday Dar-ling!
Lifequest22 said at 10:02 a.m. on Jun 1, 2008:
Kool---I get to wish you HAPPY BIRTHDAY again Dar. And Gretel--sweet of you to make this family birthday tabblo for Dar.
Gretel said at 10:12 a.m. on Jun 1, 2008:
Yes, Jude Deck, Hey ME ate it all... LOL LOL LOL
Gretel said at 10:18 a.m. on Jun 1, 2008:
Oh, Linda Request, Dar can B concidered part of my family, just like Butch, Steven and Wilbur... LOL LOL LOL (Just kiddin, Dar Ling! U live in my heart - probably cos my liver is no longer availabel, after so many tequilas, mojitos and vodkas... LOL LOL)
Charlespop said at 11:04 a.m. on Jun 1, 2008:
Ziz is real funnzy zan vreal sweetzo......zay Gretel..........can zu zend me a card on my birthday zoo? Ze big zay ziss January 22..........
AliDar said at 1:47 p.m. on Jun 1, 2008:
My gosh everyone! Thank youl :D You are all so sweet! Gretel even you <grin> ... living in you heart... much better than in your liver. <G>
Chiloedream said at 5:09 p.m. on Jun 1, 2008:
BON ANNIVERSAIRE DAR, merci Great Elle. Salut.
Marranei said at 9:05 p.m. on Jun 1, 2008:
So nice of you to remeber these birthdays...
Gretel said at 8:07 a.m. on Jun 2, 2008:
Hi, Pop Up Charles! I see I am not da only 1 who has a very personal language on Tabblowland... LOL LOL Ok, I promice I will make a wonder full birfday card 4 you next January 22nd. Hope I will find enuff candels (there R no more candels availabel here in Arkansas after Dar's birfday... LOL LOL)
Gretel said at 8:08 a.m. on Jun 2, 2008:
My Honey Marranei!! LOL LOL Yes, I am very nice- and all most as sweet as da cake!! LOL LOL LOL
Gretel said at 8:10 a.m. on Jun 2, 2008:
Thanx 4 joinin da party, Thierrydream! Where R da champagnes, da escargots and da fwoh gra?? LOL
DocEna said at 8:40 a.m. on Jun 2, 2008:
VRYCOOL....GONGRATS..HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND HAPPY DAYS 2....
Shenresi said at 9:49 a.m. on Jun 2, 2008:
happy birthday Dar- very nice birthday tabblo, Gretel !!!
Bxrgirl27 said at 10:35 a.m. on Jun 3, 2008:
Happy Birthday Dar - best wishes for a wonderful day of surprises! This is very thoughtful of you Gretel! :-)
PhotoPop said at 8:44 a.m. on Jun 5, 2008:
Happy Birfday, Dar. Any more candles and the frosting will melt, mine looked like a forest fire. Gretel is such the happy housefrau, baking cakes for all her friends. How do you ever get out of the kitchen?
Welshchick said at 1:19 p.m. on Jun 5, 2008:
Happy Birthday Dar~*Bless you and may you have many many more (all in due time of course) and well, I just think Gretel is PRECIOUS! Okay I'll stop now :^)
AliDar said at 1:44 p.m. on Jun 5, 2008:
YOu may continue if you like Rhonda; I'm sure Gretel would mind either. <Grin> Thank you everyone, including Gretel; You all helped make my Birthday a very special one. :)
Northof40 said at 6:10 a.m. on Aug 10, 2008:
Bye bye, my frens! Au revoir! Alfie wieder sehen! Sayonara!

Tot ziens! Näkemiin! Viszontlátásra! Arrideverci! Do vstrechi!

Hasta la bista! LOL LOL LOL

Well, my frens, Tabblow World became 2 small 4 my oversized talent, so I accepted Woody Allen's invitashun and moved to Holy Woody (LOL LOL LOL) 2 star his latest movie.

It can all ready B seen on U-tube:

"Gretel, da Movie"
[Click to see larger photo] [Click to see larger photo]

GRETEL WORLD

Come 2 visit me once in a while. Or often. Or evry day, just like U used 2 do when I posted on Tabblow... LOL LOL
COMMENTS
Andre. said at 10:59 p.m. on Jul 7, 2008:
I'm gonna miss you, babe...
Gretel said at 11:01 p.m. on Jul 7, 2008:
I tot U were all ready missin me, Andre! LOL LOL
Jamesbrian200257 said at 11:10 p.m. on Jul 7, 2008:
I have one question. Is the world really ready for Gretel ???? I think not !!!
Andre. said at 11:15 p.m. on Jul 7, 2008:
LOL...whatever...LOL LOL
SFMatMan said at 11:16 p.m. on Jul 7, 2008:
I enjoyed your humor and thought your creations (Tabblos) were a lot of fun. Sorry to see you go. But I am sure a talent as truly gigantic as yours will find a much wider and more appreciative audience elsewhere with no effort at all. Your movie was great (had to rewind to catch it all - slow reader here). Looking forward to your blog. Chow. :) -M@
Gretel said at 11:17 p.m. on Jul 7, 2008:
Sure not, Brianjames! But... was da world ready 4 Copernicus? Freud? Darwin? Galileo? Maxwel Smart? No, my fren: tortured, creative geniuses R all ways mis understood. LOL LOL
Gretel said at 11:20 p.m. on Jul 7, 2008:
Thanx, FatMan! Makin movies is way funnier than takin pics. I will make them slower next time, dont worry... LOL
Andre. said at 11:39 p.m. on Jul 7, 2008:
Gretel, don't do effen stupid things here. Stay with me LOL
Cowgirl said at 11:42 p.m. on Jul 7, 2008:
Its been fun !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! See Ya in the Movies . I like the first one so fer. Take good care of
your self watch out for all those fancy people out there in Hollywood!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and dont fer get were
you came from!!!!!!!!!! SEE yA cOWGIRL
Andre. said at 11:46 p.m. on Jul 7, 2008:
Ok, I'm sad and when I'm sad I have to drink for 5 more weeks...LOL
Debdog said at 11:46 p.m. on Jul 7, 2008:
I wish the best for you on your new adventure, and on the road to FAME (or infamy>???) :)
Andre. said at 11:49 p.m. on Jul 7, 2008:
Patty, don't make me drin k myself to the floor...:)
Debdog said at 11:51 p.m. on Jul 7, 2008:
I LOVED YOUR MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:) you are on to the big times now!!!!!! :)
Andre. said at 11:53 p.m. on Jul 7, 2008:
O boy.. Latent..Eduardo...Gretel...Pam, are U with me??? I'm scared here in the dark...:)))
Andre. said at 11:55 p.m. on Jul 7, 2008:
I'm going to get some sleep anyway. Scary sh@t happening around here...
Cowgirl said at 11:58 p.m. on Jul 7, 2008:
Andre dont be scared !!!!!!!!!!!! tHE People Will Come..........
AliDar said at 12:10 a.m. on Jul 8, 2008:
Yep, sigh. I know why your leaving Gretel. (shaking my head)
Hollyridger said at 12:27 a.m. on Jul 8, 2008:
Gretel, I can hardly believe I am saying this but I think I am really going to miss you. Loved your movie!!!
Jigs said at 12:56 a.m. on Jul 8, 2008:
Goodbye and Good Luck! We will certainly miss your whackiness :-)
Andre. said at 1:01 a.m. on Jul 8, 2008:
Gretel, PM me once in a while.. I don't care if you Eduardo or Andre...::O)))
Jigs said at 1:02 a.m. on Jul 8, 2008:
Just watched your movie. Hysterical!!! ROTFLAO :-D I can't wait to see more next time!
Abking said at 1:19 a.m. on Jul 8, 2008:
I saw this coming Gretel. I knew Hollywood would pluck you away with offers of fame, money, sex, glamor. and free bus passes. Your debut movie is terrific. Word of warning though: don't trust everyone you meet in Hollywood. The guy in your movie identifying himself as Woody Allen looks an awful lot like Orson Welles. And he's dead!
AliDar said at 1:54 a.m. on Jul 8, 2008:
Love the Movie Gretel! ... and either I left the same comment 4 times, or there's a learning curve to leaving comments on Youtube that I have to figure out, and I didn't manage to leave any... Anyway, I'm very glad that the rumours about you dying from eating too much birthday cake aren't true! I'll miss you here at tabblo, but Holy Woody is only one click away so just as soon as I can get over that learning curve I'll be talking about bearded ladies and steroids with you again just like old times! And of course you know i don't care who you are, .... just as long as you're not one of the Hardy Boys.... <G>
Anjad said at 3:21 a.m. on Jul 8, 2008:
I've seen your film on YouTube Gretel, made a little comment there :)
Really enjoyed it! I'll keep following you through your Blog. Bye, bye for now... Hastalavista Baby.
Krisu said at 5:44 a.m. on Jul 8, 2008:
Whaaat? Mitä??? No, no no! Ei, ei, ei! Please, stay....
Gretel said at 7:02 a.m. on Jul 8, 2008:
OMG, if I only knew my fare well tabblow would provoke so many nice comments I surely would have made it earlier! LOL LOL
Gretel said at 7:08 a.m. on Jul 8, 2008:
AАндрюша, my dear друг! I all ways knew we were complimentary beings: U drink 2 mutch, I eat 2 mutch! Pay your electricity bills and U will never stay in da dark... LOL LOL I'll never forget U as long as my Granny keeps dat bottle of vodka in da fridge! LOL LOL LOL
Gretel said at 7:10 a.m. on Jul 8, 2008:
Cow Girl, I wont 4get where I came from, I just dont want 2 think of where I am going 2... LOL
Gretel said at 7:11 a.m. on Jul 8, 2008:
Debbie, more movies R coming soon. R U ready 4 a Gretel block booster? LOL LOL
Gretel said at 7:20 a.m. on Jul 8, 2008:
Oh, Dear Dar Ling, I'm not 1 of da Hardy Boys! I'm 1 of da Flaccidy Ladies!!! LOL LOL Yes, I no U no why I'm leavin: fame, fortune (and probably some sex) R waitin 4 me some where here in Texas (or Arizona? where ever, this place with lots of palm trees and rehabs, expensive shops and cheap thrills, where movies R made and reputashuns R destroyed LOL). Thanx 4 leavin your comments 4 times, so if I dont under stand them @ 1st time I have a 2nd (and 3rd and 4th) chance... LOL LOL LOL
Gretel said at 7:22 a.m. on Jul 8, 2008:
Noreen, lovely Noreen.... miss me as mutch as U can, with out feeling guilty! Many people miss the train, other miss da bus, why cant U miss me??? LOL LOL
Gretel said at 7:24 a.m. on Jul 8, 2008:
Oh Jigshaw, I am so glad U watched my movie. Next time U watch it pleeez roll in da bed, it's mutch safer than rolling in da floor LOL LOL
Gretel said at 7:33 a.m. on Jul 8, 2008:
LOL LOL LOL GBT!!! U have disclosed all my future filmography!!! LOL LOL LOL I'll need U in Holy Woody!!
Gretel said at 7:38 a.m. on Jul 8, 2008:
King Allan! Is Orson Welles really dead??? OMG, I had sex with him yesterday! He promiced me free bus passes, and I tot it was a good deal... Maybe I am not as smart as I sink I am. Maybe Orson, just like Elvis and my Granny's libido, is not dead. Who nos? Da world is a strange place, my King... LOL LOL LOL
Gretel said at 7:40 a.m. on Jul 8, 2008:
I will miss you, Anja. Next time U watch my movie, leave a looooooong comment, pleeez! LOL
Gretel said at 7:41 a.m. on Jul 8, 2008:
2 late, Krisu... My heart now B-longs 2 Holy Woody. See U next year in Cannes, babe! Croisette, here I go!!! LOL
Leftofcenter said at 7:44 a.m. on Jul 8, 2008:
is it already FRIDAY in your world Gretel?? (TGIF??????) I'll make an exception for u and let u plug yr last tab in the group... ok, going to find that u-tube movie of yours. brb.
Gretel said at 7:57 a.m. on Jul 8, 2008:
Evry day is Friday in Holy Woody, babe!! LOL LOL LOL
Tunderke said at 9:24 a.m. on Jul 8, 2008:
Why? I think u look better not famoues . I allways love Woody Allen cheater...
Maz2001 said at 9:47 a.m. on Jul 8, 2008:
Sorry to see you go, will miss your wonderful tabblos. Please visit us when you can.
21-gramm said at 10:16 a.m. on Jul 8, 2008:
lol!
JuDeck said at 10:17 a.m. on Jul 8, 2008:
it's a sad sad day in tabbloland when one of the funniest and most creative minds leaves.....but then understanding the reason is simple. So here's hoping the same affliction will hit you that hit the others that said they were leaving but came back and if the "i will be back" sindrome doesnt happen in your case....good luck in your new adventures. you will be missed in the T-world.
Shenresi said at 10:25 a.m. on Jul 8, 2008:
I just miss you now, Gretel, but I think, when Spielberg goes to pension, that`s the latest point for you to come back to us to tabblo !!!LOLOLOLOLOL!!!
Gretel said at 10:57 a.m. on Jul 8, 2008:
TunDark, Woody Allen got tired of Scarlett Johansson and he needed a nu muse 2 keep him inspired - dats why I'm livin in Holy Woody now. Hope my frens Mia Farrow and Diane Keaton wont get jealass LOL LOL
Pkeener said at 10:58 a.m. on Jul 8, 2008:
now JOHN LENNON???
Pkeener said at 10:59 a.m. on Jul 8, 2008:
I am here, Andre. it's ok.
Bxrgirl27 said at 11:06 a.m. on Jul 8, 2008:
Break a leg kiddo!!! Hope Hollywoody can handle you! ;-)
Gretel said at 11:14 a.m. on Jul 8, 2008:
All U haff 2 do is buy some tequilas, make some speshul brownies and invite me, Maz, and I will gladly visit U - more often dan U would like me 2 do! LOL
Gretel said at 11:17 a.m. on Jul 8, 2008:
Wot do U mean, Den? I say "I'm leavin home, I'm leaving a life of glory, tears and blood behind" and all U say is "LOL"? Well, probably "LOL" means "I'm so sorry, I'm so sad, I can't survive with out U" in Russian. Russian is a very strange language, U no. LOL LOL
Gretel said at 11:21 a.m. on Jul 8, 2008:
Jude, when I say "I'm leavin" I mean "I AM LEAVIN!", not "I will be back soon, just need a few minutes 2 pee and steal some food from my Granny's fridge", as some oddar tabblowers do. LOL But I am an unpredictabel creature, so.. LOL LOL LOL
Gretel said at 11:24 a.m. on Jul 8, 2008:
Thanx 4 your support, Angela! Most tabblowers R more creative than Spielberg, but he is richer than all of you - and a country girl like me can resist any thing but... money! LOL
Gretel said at 11:27 a.m. on Jul 8, 2008:
Pammie: John, Paul, Ringo, George, Mick, Rod, Ozzy, Emerson, Lake and even Palmer!! LOL LOL
Gretel said at 11:28 a.m. on Jul 8, 2008:
If Holy Woody cant handle me, I will try Bollywood, Laura! LOL LOL
Siagian said at 1:23 p.m. on Jul 8, 2008:
Gretel no matter where you go, no matter where you fly, no matter where you think you are, you will always be in my favorite's list... break a leg kiddo, give 'em hell and please send my regards to Mr Allen! =D


LOL LOL LOL!
Mdsf said at 3:25 p.m. on Jul 8, 2008:
Gretel. I can only sing the classic by "Jane & Erundi": "Não se vá", buaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! I hope you change your mind after hearing this charming song!!!!
Gretel said at 6:03 p.m. on Jul 8, 2008:
Holy Woody (LOL), U suggested me 2 break one leg, Debbie had all ready asked me 2 break anodar leg - I have only 2 more legs left! Hope no body elce will say "break a leg kiddo" other wise I wont B abel 2 walk! LOL LOL LOL King Allan told me Mr. Allen is a fraud - he is all ready dead and his real name is Orson. Mia Farrow had told me not 2 trust him, but I refused 2 believe her. Now I'm in big trouble, I guess. I'll try to find your twin cousin, Ed Woody. He is a famous director, isn't he? LOL
Krisu said at 6:07 p.m. on Jul 8, 2008:
Watched your video, oops, sorry your movie in YouTube. You're definitely going to be in Cannes next year! And -now mark my words carefully- You're going to shine in Oscar-gala!!
Gretel said at 6:10 p.m. on Jul 8, 2008:
No, Mario, pleeeez, not dat song. It brings me so many good & sad memories... Wilbur waving good bye... Duwane stealin my bras... Granny havin hallucinashuns in da back yard... No, no Jane & Herondy, pleez... Try Abba, Julio Iglesias or Celine Dion, and I might reconsider. "Si me derrrras no bale / dentro de una maleta / todo nuestro pasado tu no puedes djebarr..." sigh LOL LOL
Liliana said at 8:50 p.m. on Jul 8, 2008:
Ha, ha, ha!!!!! It was funny, Gretel! I am talking about the "film", although I am not named among the friends ... only in the end, O.K.. But I am not jelaus.
I enjoyed a lot your Tabblos, I must confess I stayed many time reading and looking at them... So, I have many free time, THANK YOU very much!!!!! ;) The show must continue!!!!! But it doesn´t matter by who, where, how...
Liliana said at 9:16 p.m. on Jul 8, 2008:
Gretel, I can´t write a comment in Youtube, so, here it is: I don´t know if the song is from Celine Dion but it is very very old, before from the "Celine Dion era"... Of course, excelent music for your film!!!! I adored the photos of your granny´s lovers!!!! And the "special effects" (the kisses "of fire", like Abba could sing!!!!).
AliDar said at 9:19 p.m. on Jul 8, 2008:
honest to cripes; I can't make a comment on youtube! I've been trying all day. I'm signed in, I write the comment and then hit the send button, and then nothing, absolutely nothing happens! ... So Im posting it in here! Sorry about the delay Getel!
I think you found your Niche Gretel! Ali wants the soundtrack and I've already made copies of the movie to bootleg. <G> I love my credit too, Xena's perfect.
Siagian said at 1:21 a.m. on Jul 10, 2008:
GRET, if you find my twin cousin, give him a punch in the "you know where" for me will ya? and tell 'im that he still owes me the $12.65 from christmas two years ago. and 'eres a secret for you... ed woody is actually a pseudonym...

hey i hope you drop by here from time to time with more of your crazy tabblows or just to say hi... =)
Siagian said at 1:28 a.m. on Jul 10, 2008:
btw nobodys ever called me holy before LOL LOL LOL!
Pkeener said at 5:00 p.m. on Jul 10, 2008:
Well, Gretel, Now you have increased you fan base by ZILLIONS! LOOK OUT all you innocent YOUTUBERS, Gretel has come to town.
PhotoPop said at 9:44 a.m. on Jul 16, 2008:
Gretet has left the building. The very best to you. John
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