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Lord Stanley

 

This is ME!  Stanley, or Lord Stanley as my Mom formally named me.  My new Daddy found me in the middle of the highway, and saved me from all the cars whizzing by me!  My new Mom was VERY happy to meet me, and she bought me this new toy, which makes me very happy!! This is the first picture she took of me, and now she won't stop taking them!   I have 2 new, older white brothers.  They're kinda cranky!  I don't know if they just don't like me, or if they're scared of me.  I don't know if the old dog has even noticed me yet!!

 

 

 

My new Mom and Dad are always laughing at me because they say I sleep in strange places, and in strange ways like, here, where I'm sleeping hanging off the chair.  Or here, sleeping on the coffee tables!

 

 

 

The very best part of my new home is when Miles comes to visit!  He lives with Jess.  I like him a lot!!  We play, and wrestle and run around causing chaos.  Miles is bigger and older than me, so he's teaching me all kinds of things, like how to sneak up on the kitchen countertops, but I don't think that's a really good idea, because Mom shoos us off when we do that!

 

 

 

My new Mom and Dad LOVE some people called the Edmonton Oilers!  I came to live here on June 19th, which was game 7 of the Stanley cup final.  I don't know why they watched it, because it made them yell, and cheer, and say some bad words, and then they were all sad when it was done!  Doesn't make sense to me!  Then  a couple of days later when Mom was doing laundry, I was climbing in the laundry basket and there was a very big shirt with 44 on the back of it, and Mom said I should PEE on it.  I didn't understand that, because I thought I was supposed to pee in the box of sand!  Humans!

 

 

 

I'm sure glad he found me on his way to work!!  I think I'm going to like it here!  AND I think with a little more work, I can OWN this place!

 

 

COMMENTS
Amliterature said at 2:53 p.m. on Jul 9, 2006:
The picture of the kitten at the computer screen is really cute. Upload it onto youtube.com or campushumor.com.
Jackie said at 12:20 p.m. on Jul 10, 2006:
All hail Lord Stanley
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